"Crazy Old Coot"

Hilarious news report on CNN.com today.

An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called emergency dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour -- all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver.

Apparently the lady was mad because they wouldn't deliver to her, and someone at the store called her a "crazy old coot". When cops arrived at her house to arrest her, she attacked and bit one of them. The link is below.

Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man